6 Sad Stocks That Should Shear Their CEOs

Michael Jeffries, Abercrombie & Fitch

Michael Jeffries’ spiky blond ‘do might be in tune with the style of Abercrombie & Fitch‘s (NYSE:ANF) torn jeans and scantily clad models, but both seem so five years ago.

In a profile in Salon, Jeffries was asked why he dyed his hair and replied: “Dude, I’m not an old fart who wears his jeans up at his shoulders.”

Had he only shaved his head, he could’ve responded to a similar question with “Dude, ’cause our stock is, like, totally killin’ it.”