Randall Miller, 31, admitted to drinking 10 to 15 beers and just wanted to eat his burger, so he tried to outrun police and figured he’d stop once he finished eating.
Police say he nearly hit a pedestrian in the process.
So was the Big Mac as delicious as he had hoped?
Miller allegedly told police, “it wasn’t worth the trouble.”
The Smoking Gun reports that his blood alcohol content was measured at more than three times the legal limit, and he was arrested on several counts, including drunk driving and fleeing an officer.