A Modest Proposal to Fix the Debt Ceiling: Strategic Default

America, it's time we just walked away

     

The end of pork once and for all

piggy A Modest Proposal to Fix the Debt Ceiling: Strategic DefaultAnother note on wasteful spending: There are many earmarks and pork barrel projects that are not part of an insidious agenda but simply a way to curry favor by wasting taxpayer dollars on pet projects with no impact on the greater good of the nation.

Consider the thousands of “roads to nowhere” in Wyoming. The state has just 550,000 residents yet over 900 interstate miles – while Rhode island has over 1 million residents and a mere 70 interstate miles! Wyoming’s greed is unconscionable.

It is patently unfair that the taxpayers in Rhode island must subsidized so-called “regional needs” of Wyoming. A shutdown in spending would ensure once and for all that money stays put and that a corrupt Department of Transportation doesn’t send it halfway around the country to states that don’t know how to build an efficient road system.

No spending means no wasteful spending for elitist, well-connected enclaves like Wyoming. It’s as simple as that.

Soldiers and public servants can prove their patriotism

uncle sam A Modest Proposal to Fix the Debt Ceiling: Strategic DefaultHere’s another advantage of America ceasing paying its bills: Checks for government workers and vendors would be withheld. This would prove once and for all whether the men and women of our armed forces and so-called public servants are truly the noble workers we believe they are.

If our soldiers are indeed patriotic, if our police are committed to protect and serve, if our mail carriers are dedicated to their appointed rounds, then they can prove so by working without pay.

Those who gripe over a paycheck clearly have their own self-interest at heart and don’t really care about this great nation. Those sad folks are not the heroes we made them out to be, and shouldn’t be serving anyway. America deserves better than that.

Lenders will learn their lesson

Be angry chinese guy e1310490311145 A Modest Proposal to Fix the Debt Ceiling: Strategic DefaultPerhaps the most compelling argument to make a strategic default on our federal debt is that it’s not our fault in the first place. China probably holds around $2 trillion in U.S. debt right now – what the heck were they thinking? Clearly we were spending beyond our means, and Asian investors who extended loans to America have no one to blame but themselves.

Translate this, Beijing: Caveat emptor. Buyer beware.

If we learned anything from the subprime mortgage market and resulting economic crisis, it’s that folks who lend money to irresponsible borrowers deserve what they get. In this 21st century economy, it’s survival of the fittest.

Take the financial crisis as proof.  Smart homeowners bit off more than they could chew and passed the balance on to the banks via strategic defaults just like the one I’m proposing. Savvy banks passed toxic loans on via securitization and derivatives. Investment banks that took big risks were bailed out by the government. At each step, the smartest people found a way to make the situation someone else’s problem. They passed the buck and escaped without a scratch.

Now it’s Uncle Sam’s turn. China and other global investors were foolish enough to lend to us, and now they’re going to get what they deserve and take the blame.

I could go on about the benefits of a strategic default by America – for the benefits are many, and should be obvious to all. Spending will never increase. Taxes can be slashed since the government has weeded out its most expensive programs. Prosperity and wealth will surely follow.

A Modest Proposal 231x400 e1310494417753 A Modest Proposal to Fix the Debt Ceiling: Strategic DefaultIn closing I profess, in the sincerity of my heart, that I have not the least personal interest in endeavoring to promote this necessary plan, having no other motive than the public good of my country. Walking away from our debt will, in the long term, advance our trade, provide for infants, relieve the poor and give some pleasure to the rich.

Full disclosure: I have no influence in the broader economy or the government, keeping mostly to myself in a bunker stocked with canned goods, small arms and the essays of Jonathan Swift to see me through.

Jeff Reeves is editor of InvestorPlace.com.  Follow him on Twitter via @JeffReevesIP and become a fan of InvestorPlace on Facebook.

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