Do you know any funny Black Friday jokes?
Thanksgiving Day is today, Black Friday is tomorrow but the shopping spree in which everyone races to get the best deals begins later today.
Some stores are making Black Friday shopping a reality on Thanksgiving Day, amping up the competitive nature of the holiday season. There are plenty of great deals this year that you should check out.
It’s hard to not find the humor in Black Friday despite all the madness behind it so we compiled some of the best funny Black Friday jokes out there.
Check them out and share them via social media!
Funny Black Friday Jokes
- What do Black Friday shoppers and the Thanksgiving turkey have in common? -They know what it’s like to be jammed into a small place and stuffed.
- Black Friday a.k.a. Battlefield. “Now remember what I taught you! Push, shove, grab, yell, and if needed tackle! Get out there and make Grandma proud!”
Funny Black Friday Jokes
- Why do they call the day after Thanksgiving “Black Friday”? -It matches the mood of all those unhappy shoppers.
- Who profits the most on Black Friday? -The one who was smart enough not to go shopping on that day.
Funny Black Friday Jokes
- Every day is Black Friday if you’re a Kardashian.
- Black Friday should actually be called The Hunger Games. People kill each other and the winner gets a $20 crock pot.
Funny Black Friday Jokes
- What did Nala tell Simba after seeing a herd of women on Black Friday? -You gotta Mufasa
- Let’s spend Thanksgiving spilling food on our clothes, and Black Friday buying new ones.
Funny Black Friday Jokes
- Black Friday = Broke Saturday
- Black Friday is a scam. You should be mad they overcharge you 364 days a year.
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