5 Stocks Mr. Burns Would Own

Fastenal

Nuts, screws, bolts, pins, anchors, rods and washers? If you need to fasten it, Fastenal (NASDAQ:FAST) has it.

This is a Mr. Burns pick because we figure he’d be fascinated by all this cutting-edge “fastening” technology.

The stock has more than held firm over the last decade, too, generating a total return of more than 500%, which would have helped pad Burns’ $1.3 billion net worth.

As of this writing, Dan Burrows did not hold a position in any of the aforementioned securities.