What are some of your favorite funny Black Friday quotes?
After stuffing yourself with some turkey this Thanksgiving, the Black Friday madness begins. There are plenty of sales out there that you should know about ahead of the big day.
There are even some stores such as Kohl’s and Walmart that are starting Black Friday shopping on Thanksgiving Day. In honor of this time-honored tradition, we have compiled some of the best Black Friday quotes out there.
Click on the next few slides to read some of the best ones and happy shopping!
Funny Black Friday Quotes
- “Because only in America, people trample others for sales exactly one day after being thankful for what they already have.” -Unknown
- “Make sure the clothes you buy on Black Friday take into account how fat you got on Thanksgiving.” -Unknown
Funny Black Friday Quotes
- “Before I left the house I put my dentist on speed dial.” -Joan Lux
- “I miss the good old days when Black Friday was actually on Friday.” -Unknown
Funny Black Friday Quotes
- “Let’s get our mind off America’s debt crisis by maxing out our credit cards on a reckless shopping binge.” -Unknown
- “I had to fight off three nuns and a preacher, but I got the last ‘Peace on Earth’ wall hanging.” -Ken Sheldon
Funny Black Friday Quotes
- “Christmas is the season when you buy this year’s gifts with next year’s money.” -Unknown
- “Sorry there’s no Black Friday deal for the hospital visit you’ll need after Black Friday.” -Unknown
Funny Black Friday Quotes
- “I not sure what I bought, but no one else has one.” -Tom Norman
- “Shopping is better than sex. If you’re not satisfied after shopping you can make an exchange for something you really like.” – Adrienne Gusoff
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