Do you know any funny New Year’s resolutions quotes?
2017 will bring about plenty of change with it, with many hoping to change their ways in the form of resolutions to keep throughout the year. Whether it be improving your relationship with others, performing better at work, doing better in school, fixing what is broken in your life or going on that vacation you’ve been dreaming about for years, the time to change is now.
However, it is nearly impossible to keep every goal we set for ourselves in the new year. In order to lighten the mood ahead of 2017, we have compiled some of the funniest New Year’s resolutions quotes for next year.
Browse through the next few slides, pick your favorite and share it forward on social media sites such as Facebook, Instagram and Twitter.
New Year’s Resolutions Quotes
- “My New Year’s resolution is to stop hanging out with people who ask me about my New Year’s resolution.” -Anonymous
- “Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now average. Which means you’ve met your New Year’s resolution.” -Jay Leno
New Year’s Resolutions Quotes
- “I’m gonna lose weight. I’m gonna exercise every day. I’m gonna go on a diet and stick to it… Is that cake?” -Anonymous
- “May the New Year bring you courage to break your resolutions early! My own plan is to swear off every kind of virtue, so that I triumph even when I fall!” -Aleister Crowley, “Moonchild”
New Year’s Resolutions Quotes
- “My New Year’s resolution is to be more selective about my bad decisions.” -Anonymous
- “New Year’s Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time.” -James Agate
New Year’s Resolutions Quotes
- “Many people look forward to the New Year for a new start on old habits.”— Anonymous
- “My New Year’s resolution is to switch to a gym where there are far fewer people whose New Year’s resolution was to go the gym.”
